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Rick
Rowan
Background
Actor!

"For
all your upscale middle-aged Caucasian male background acting needs!"

"Every
day that I go to work, a film crew is there to document it.
I
like that. Hard evidence is indisputable."
Below
is a sampling of some recent and not-so-recent shows I've worked on.
Updated
May
2,
2008
My Name
Is Earl
"The
Camdenites, Part 2" Jason Lee,
Alyssa Milano
This
time I'm an Amish
Farmer.
Put
on your protective goggles before
attempting
to view the picture. I lifted a heavy log, I hauled around a
heavy
bale of hay. I bent over and worked in a garden with a primitive tool.
I
shoveled hay into a big pile. Boy I'm glad I'm not Amish!
An
American Carol
Kelsey
Grammer, Kevin Farley
It's
1973 and I'm a priest. It's the role I was born to play.
Here's
a pic of me in as Father
Rick. Enjoy!
Oh, also,
when
you dress like a priest on a movie, and everyone in the cast and
crew
feels compelled to say, "Bless me, Father" all day long....
well,
let's just say you begin to consider some very non-Christian responses.
Superhero
Movie
Drake
Bell, Pamela Anderson, Leslie Nielson
This
is one of those spoof movies. It spoofs Spiderman, X-Men and a few other
movies
of that ilk. Ilk is a funny word. But I digress, that's not why you called.
I'm
a teacher at Xavier's School For The Non-Asian Gifted. I wear my
brown
sportscoat with the elbow patches and look very teacherly.
Shark
"Partners
In Crime" James Woods, Peter Gallagher
I'm
a rich and powerful older guy at a pool party,
surrounded
by a bunch of bikini-clad young women. Hey,
I
didn't write the scene. I just do like I'm told!
Another
grueling day on the set.
Eli Stone
"I
Want Your Sex" Jonny
Lee Miller, Guest starring George Michael
George
is getting out of an elevator as I am getting on. I do my patented
Hey-isn't-that-popstar-George-Michael
doubletake. George is in court on the
witness
stand as I watch from the Gallery. George is in the law office as
I
criss and cross back and forth with my briefcase. I also zig and zagged
a
few times, too, just to keep it fresh.
The Riches
"Field
Of Dreams" Eddie
Izzard, Minnie Driver
I'm
a detective on this one, talking to a cop in the background,
while
Eddie and Minnie conduct a little foreground business in an SUV.
Eli Stone
"Praying
For Time" Jonny
Lee Miller, Natasha Henstridge
Another
day on "the Stone." Another night, actually. We wrapped at
2:48 a.m.
I
did some pretty impressive stuntwork on this one -- I walked while
reading a newspaper and
carrying
coffee. After this airs, everyone in America will be
walking, while reading a paper and carrying coffee.
Just
remember you saw it here first.
Criminal
Minds
"Lucky"
I
was a Stand-In for not one, but two count 'em two actors. This is
why they call me. They call it "range," my friend.
And
this show shoots so close to home, I was able to go home for lunch.
Does it get any better than that?
No,
really, does it? It must. Cuz if going home for lunch is as good as
it gets in life then... well,
let's
just assume it gets better, okay?
Eli
Stone
"Father
Figure" Jonny Lee
Miller, Victor Garber
More
madcap hijinks in the law office. I'm all over the place in this one,
going
up stairs, crossing hither and yon, going down
stairs. Basically I put on a
showstopping
display of ALL my basic motor skills. Some call it walking,
I
call it exercising my talent muscles.
Eli
Stone
"Freedom"
Jonny Lee Miller, Natasha Henstridge
I'm
an upscale lawyer at the top law firm in San Francisco. I
roam
the halls with my briefcase, my cup of coffee, or my newspaper.
Eli
Stone sees visions and hears voices. We did a huge
choreographed
dance number to George Michael's "Freedom."
We're
singing and dancing up and down two staircases in the law office.
I'm
a regular on this show. Plan your TV viewing accordingly.
Charlie
Wilson's War
Tom
Hanks, Julia Roberts Directed
by Mike Nichols
I'm
a Congressman walking the halls of, well, Congress. In 1982.
Tom
Hanks is a Congressman from Texas. He has more lines than me.
Sharpshooter
Mario
Van Peebles, Bruce Boxleitner, James Remar
It's
a TV movie. I'm in a mausoleum with my
wife. We're at her mother's crypt.
The
wife is on her knees mourning mom's untimely passing. In
the foreground,
Mario
and James gamely try to keep the CIA espionage plot moving forward.
I
think they did a good job, but what do I know, I was busy consoling
my inconsolable wife.
When
I found out mom didn't leave us anything in the will, I got pretty
inconsolable, too.
We
had a whole subplot backstory going. Hey, extras gotta amuse
themselves, too!
Evan
Almighty
Steve
Carell, John Goodman
I'm
a Congressman. A gigantic ark is coming straight
toward
Congress. We scatter like the leaves in the wind.
Like
really fast leaves. On a very windy day.
Big
Love
"Circle
The Wagons" Bill Paxton, Mary Kay Place
Roman
is temporarily (or permanently?) out of commission, so we
need
to elect a a new leader. Some of the townspeople and the Board
(of
which I'm a member) have an impromptu meeting in a schoolhouse.
Mary
Kay nominates her son. It was really cold when we shot
this in the mountains.
In
a separate scene, filmed on a separate day when I had to wake
up
at 4:00 a.m. AGAIN, Bill calls a meeting of the Board (this time back
in
the heated Boardroom, thankfully!) We're interrupted by
Mary Kay's son,
who's
upset that we're meeting. I'm seated next to
Bill. Watch as I "listen intently."
Then,
when I transition into my patented "Hey what the hell is HE
doing here" look,
it's
cinematic magic. Hello Academy, are you watching?!
But
let's get back to this whole 4 a.m. thing. I mean, who
thought up the
hours
for show business, anyway? We need to talk!
"Oh,
Pioneers" is another episode I also did. Basically, just
more Boardroom hijinks.
And
more of my patented what-the-hell-is-going-on-here expressions. It's
what I do.
Criminal Minds
"No
Way Out" Mandy Patinkin, Keith Carradine
A
little something different this time. I was a Photo Double for Keith
Carradine, who plays the villain.
I'm
riding around in black SUVs and jumping out of them and running off
into the desert.
Then
later, I also worked as a Stand In for Keith, which was kinda
fun. Basically I went through
the
motions of a few scenes while the crew worked out the lighting,
camera angles, etc.
Big Love
"Good
Guys & Bad Guys" Bill
Paxton, Harry Dean Stanton, Bruce Dern
I'm
now a "regular" on this show! I'm a Selectman on Harry
Dean's Board.
In
this episode, there's a power struggle between the Grants and the Greens,
and
Harry is telling us what we're gonna do about it.
Desperate
Housewives
"Liaisons" Felicity
Huffman, Teri Hatcher
Felicity
is not having a good day at the pizzeria where she
works. She serves me and
my
friends some drinks in one scene, but then abruptly rushes off when
something happens.
I'm
sure she had a perfectly good reason for rushing off - like it was
in the script or something.
But
what about the bread sticks I ordered?
The Holiday
Kate
Winslet,
Cameron Diaz, Jude Law, Jack Black Directed
by Nancy Meyers
I
play one of the senior
editors at
a London newspaper. It's a Christmas office
party
scene. At one point, I walk over and congratulate Rufus
on
a job well done. I shake his hand, I pat him on the back,
and then I walk away.
About
27 times we did this. Nancy likes to shoot lots of
takes. Lots and lots of takes.
House
"Finding
Judas" Hugh Laurie, Lisa Edelstein
I'm
a hospital administrator, doing my patented background cross in...
well...
the background. Hugh shines a red laser light on Cuddy while she's talking
to
a couple. She gets mad at House. Again. That seems to be the only emotion
that
Cuddy ever gets to express. But as emotions go, it's a good one
Boston Legal
"Trick
Or Treat" James Spader, William Shatner, Candace Bergen
It's
the Halloween episode. I'm a court bailiff. James
is defending the lawyer
with
Asperger's Syndrome, who is on trial for lying about his position on the
death
penalty, in order to serve on a jury. But none of that is
really important;
what
you wanna do is look for me! I stand by the door in the back
of the courtroom
for
awhile. The next day I'm sitting at the desk on the
judge's right.
The Office
"The
Convention" Steve Carell, Rainn Wilson
Steve
and Rainn are on a train. Rainn wants his cervical pillow
back from Steve.
Good
luck, Rainn. I'm a random passenger on the train.
We
shot this on an actual moving train, going from Simi Valley to Burbank.
Not
a whole lotta time to get it right. But it made for a
short day!
Flags Of
Our Fathers
Directed
by Clint Eastwood
It's
Clint! What else do you need to know?!!!
Okay,
it's a World War II movie about the guys who planted the flag
at
Iwo Jima in the famous picture. I'm attending a War Bonds rally.
Again
with the retro
wardrobe.
I
also did a separate scene on this movie - the Chicago Drake Hotel
ballroom scene.
In
that scene, I'm wearing a tuxedo and selling War Bonds to people at
the party,
while
the heroes from Iwo Jima work the room.
24
Kiefer
Sutherland
Two
episodes
- 1:00-2:00 a.m. and
2:00-3:00 a.m.
I'm
a European Dignitary on a late night flight. Unbeknownst
to us, there's a terrorist onboard.
At
the airport, Kiefer sneaks onto the plane to lend a helping
hand. I'm seated right behind
him
when he... well, I won't spoil it. Suffice it to say,
this flight is a non-stop thrill ride!
Click
Adam
Sandler, Kate Beckinsdale, David Hasselhoff, Jennifer Coolidge
I'm
an architect at a hip, trendy New York firm. Adam is
using a universal
remote
control to go back and forth in time to review his life.
Two
And A Half Men
"A
Sympathetic Crotch To Cry On" Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer
I'm
a funeral mourner. Back row. Black glasses. Oh yeah, the
scene is all about me.
The Island
Scarlett
Johannson,
Ewan McGregor
It's
the future. I'm wearing 1960s clothes and dark sunglasses.
There
are little kids eating ice cream.
And
through it all I walk, placidly amid the noise and haste.
The
Terminal
Tom
Hanks, Catherine Zeta-Jones. Directed by Steven Spielberg
I'm
working at the Godiva chocolate store. Tom and Cathy chat in
front of my store,
while
I scurry about artfully arranging my chocolates. In
another scene, I'm a random
passenger
in the airport, walking behind Tom when he first meets the Indian janitor.
13
Going On 30
Jennifer
Garner, Mark Ruffalo
I'm
an upscale club-goer, constantly moving and grooving
to
Michael Jackson's Thriller.
It took 3 days to film.
I
need to go lie down in my hyperbaric chamber now.
Intolerable
Cruelty
George
Clooney, Catherine Zeta-Jones, Billy Bob Thornton
Directed
by the Coen Brothers
I
attend the wedding of Catherine and Billy Bob. And the
wedding reception.
I
mixed, I mingled, I milled about, I toasted the happy
couple. Then we had lunch.
Then
more mixing and mingling. Then we wrapped and I went home.
It
still beats a real job.
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